Archive for July, 2013

Car Towing Lansing | Tow Truck Lansing

Friday, July 26th, 2013

Are you stuck, left sitting in your driveway, or worse stuck on the side of the road, well then American Towing can help.

American Towing in Lansing, is a family owned and operated towing company that does a great job getting you and your vehicle home safely. Need to have it towed somewhere and stored temporarily they can handle that for you also,.

If you need a tow in or around Lansing, visit Lansing Auto Towing, your home for car towing, truck towing, and long haul service.

They have wrecker trucks, rolloff’s and heavy-duty towing.

Solara Parts… coming to car near me soon.

Thursday, July 25th, 2013

Just wanted to have a nice place where I could track the updates/changes that I want to make to the new Solara.

1999 Toyota Solara SE V6 5 Speed Manual 156k miles

1) Wheels and tires -> Update to 17″ or 18″ (picking up Toyota 5 Spoke 17’s today)
2) Lowering Springs and Struts –
3) Cold Air Intake –
4) Headers and Exhaust
5) Turbo
6) Body work and Paintjob

Scam Warning :: United States Trademark Maintenance Service

Tuesday, July 23rd, 2013

So,. as you might assume, from time to time I have to get a Registered Trademark, and when that is the case I go through the normal process, like everyone else.

Once you decide to Trademark your slogan, name, or idea and file using a qualified attorney like JJ Lee TM Lawyer you hurry up and wait.

Well today I received a letter from the “United States Trademark Maintenance Service”, and upon investigation of a very official looking envelope, I noticed that they are trying to get people to sign up for a service to protect the trademark that they haven’t even been granted yet.

This is not a letter from the USPTO this is a bologna promotional letter, and you will recognize it by the website not .gov, and just for reference their number is (866) 398-8187

Remove Ken Cuccinelli from Office

Tuesday, July 23rd, 2013

In a bit of news that shocked me, attorney general Ken Cuccinelli of Virginia is moving forward in an effort to outlaw oral sex, even for married couples.

For this I say you both suck and blow,. Ken, there are so many other problems for you to worry about, don’t bother worrying about something that isn’t hurting anyone.

Ann Arbor Art Fair Cheap Beer, Booze, and More!

Tuesday, July 16th, 2013

Wow,. that is where we are going to start, but if you are looking for drink specials, cheap beers, and great shots, start by checking DrankBank.

It’s where the ladies are looking for their drink specials, and you want to follow them to the drinks!

USPS My god you suck

Friday, July 12th, 2013

Typical USPS transaction, order from someone,… get shipping notice and realize oh no, it’s coming via the postal service,. They let you know it will be arriving on Saturday… well that’s fine,.

Today I check the shipping notice to see if it is still arriving Saturday and find out delivery was attempted yesterday at 4:30, and there wasn’t anyone to sign,. Weird, it’s an office that had at least 3 people in it until nearly 6:00 last night.

Then, this morning, I call the post office to see if it’s available for pickup, and weird it was never scanned back in to the distro center, almost like the carrier never attempted delivery, and had planned to bring it today.

Well, after an hour on the phone and a formal complaint, I may or may not receive my item today or sometime in the future.

THE USPS is a Piece of Shit,. and should be privatized..

52,000 Comments and Counting

Wednesday, July 10th, 2013


Being that this blog is here mostly to optimize words on the search engines we all use, however, sometimes I like to take note of interesting stuff. Interestingly enough, I’ve had over 54,000 comments on this blog,. crazy,. but nearly every one of them is a spam bot…

So, if you have a comment you would like to post, email me directly and I will consider it….

SCAM :: Jay Smith (SEO Consultant) 251-263-5179

Wednesday, July 10th, 2013

So,. like many days, I started out by checking my email, and there it was a nice solicitation from a bull**** SEO firm, calling out one of my clients for bad positioning and bad advertising.

Well, the client you pointed out, is one of the best performing auto dealerships in the country, is the best performing Chrysler dealer in the mid-west, and has keyword domminance in it’s market.

So, if you receive an email for SEO Service from Jay Smith, know that he has done no research, and a bot for their company has mailed you. If they offered SEO service, using reputable means, they wouldn’t contact you, you would contact them.

Stop spamming everyone that ranks high on google,…

Great little function google maps pan over

Tuesday, July 9th, 2013

So lets say you have a google map, and you want to open a marker, but when you open it the infowindow is cut off by the top of the map.

Well, next time try this,…

var mapCenterOff = thisMarker.getPosition().lat() + .015;
var offSet = new google.maps.LatLng(mapCenterOff, thisMarker.getPosition().lng());

And it should pan to the offset., -> Seriously Selling Reviews

Tuesday, July 2nd, 2013

So as more and more of the web is run by reviews, keep your eyes open for services like, they are basically creating a directory to hostage businesses.

The way it works:
Step 1: Add a directory of services
Step 2: Add a bunch of reviews
Step 3: Charge Businesses to fix bad reviews