USPS My god you suck

July 12th, 2013

Typical USPS transaction, order from someone,… get shipping notice and realize oh no, it’s coming via the postal service,. They let you know it will be arriving on Saturday… well that’s fine,.

Today I check the shipping notice to see if it is still arriving Saturday and find out delivery was attempted yesterday at 4:30, and there wasn’t anyone to sign,. Weird, it’s an office that had at least 3 people in it until nearly 6:00 last night.

Then, this morning, I call the post office to see if it’s available for pickup, and weird it was never scanned back in to the distro center, almost like the carrier never attempted delivery, and had planned to bring it today.

Well, after an hour on the phone and a formal complaint, I may or may not receive my item today or sometime in the future.

THE USPS is a Piece of Shit,. and should be privatized..

52,000 Comments and Counting

July 10th, 2013

So,.

Being that this blog is here mostly to optimize words on the search engines we all use, however, sometimes I like to take note of interesting stuff. Interestingly enough, I’ve had over 54,000 comments on this blog,. crazy,. but nearly every one of them is a spam bot…

So, if you have a comment you would like to post, email me directly and I will consider it….

SCAM :: Jay Smith (SEO Consultant) 251-263-5179

July 10th, 2013

So,. like many days, I started out by checking my email, and there it was a nice solicitation from a bull**** SEO firm, calling out one of my clients for bad positioning and bad advertising.

Well, the client you pointed out, is one of the best performing auto dealerships in the country, http://www.henkelauto.com/ is the best performing Chrysler dealer in the mid-west, and has keyword domminance in it’s market.

So, if you receive an email for SEO Service from Jay Smith, know that he has done no research, and a bot for their company has mailed you. If they offered SEO service, using reputable means, they wouldn’t contact you, you would contact them.

Stop spamming everyone that ranks high on google,…

Great little function google maps pan over

July 9th, 2013

So lets say you have a google map, and you want to open a marker, but when you open it the infowindow is cut off by the top of the map.

Well, next time try this,…

google.maps.event.trigger(thisMarker,’click’);
map.setCenter(thisMarker.getPosition());
var mapCenterOff = thisMarker.getPosition().lat() + .015;
var offSet = new google.maps.LatLng(mapCenterOff, thisMarker.getPosition().lng());
map.panTo(offSet);

And it should pan to the offset.,

ReviewInUs.com -> Seriously Selling Reviews

July 2nd, 2013

So as more and more of the web is run by reviews, keep your eyes open for services like reviewinc.com, they are basically creating a directory to hostage businesses.

The way it works:
Step 1: Add a directory of services
Step 2: Add a bunch of reviews
Step 3: Charge Businesses to fix bad reviews

Trucks for Jason

May 30th, 2013

Trucks for Jason from craigslist, 94-2000 4×4 Quad Cab Silverado 3/4 Ton Trucks

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/cto/3822933035.html
http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/ctd/3794931294.html
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/cto/3800671366.html

Doing a Dealership ADF XML Push to a CRM

May 29th, 2013

Here is the PDF for the ADF Standard,. don’t know why it took so much looking but you can download it at this link Auto Lead Data Format [pdf]

You Found Me,. 05212014-517

May 21st, 2013

So, if you took the time to search for 05212014-517 you are looking for me, and you’ve found me,.

Email rsandusky@calientedesign.com for more.

Raj Bhora – Who is he, what does he do?

April 18th, 2013

Raj Bhora is claiming to be a Google certified SEO. Well let me explain first, that Google doesn’t offer a certification in SEO.

Secondly I guess I should explain to Raj Bhora Certified SEO, what exactly SEO would mean. Search Engine Optimization is the term for pushing a website to the top of google, yahoo, and bing. We accomplish this through keywords, titles, good content and good user experience.

I’m sick of all the spam from SEO Experts, I’m one, and I can prove my results on long term projects and keywords. We aren’t a fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants type SEO firm.

So if you are sick of the spam about SEO services, and want to deal with a real S.E.O. give up on Raj and email Rob Sandusky

Krish Lewis SEO – What are his qualifications?

April 15th, 2013

Well, today I got an email from a spammer nammed Krish Lewis,. apparently he has joined the masses of people that call themselves SEO’s but when I check in to his SEO skills I’m not finding that he has any.

After looking into his name, I decided I would show him what an actual SEO can do, so I’m going to make sure first, that my blog post goes above his search results on google, then I will publish and advertisement later to offer the same services.

Improve Your Business and ROI go with us not Krish Lewis, and have stable long-term page one positioning.