Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category

Lansing Indian Casino Project

Friday, May 4th, 2012

Why the hell does Lansing, a desolate city that is now looking more like Flint than a booming metropolis need a Casino?

Apparently the city officials decided that taking money from the dimwitted and idiotic was a good idea,. aren’t most of the people that will use the casino in Lansing already on state of federal assistance.

Since we’ve lost most of the companies that provided disposable “entertainment” income, are now gone, who will have money to spend on Red or Black.

Steve Murphy – Insider Exclusive – SCAM WARNING!

Friday, May 4th, 2012

Steve Murphy Insider Exclusive – SCAM – WARNING – REVIEW – ?
Wow, what is this all about?

An attorney came to our office recently to ask about this so called “Insider Exclusive”, featuring Steve Murphy. The first thing that we thought was Inside Edition, and where jumping up and down thinking our lawyer friend was going to be on big-time T.V. Big time turns out to be little time, when you make the jump from Inside Edition to Insider Exclusive. They sure do sound alike.

So this prompted us to do some research and dig into Steve Murphy. As everyone here knows, we are experts on the web.

Here is a sample of the wonderful service he has provided to increase the “Exposure” of a client. http://vimeo.com/799760 we aren’t sure if it is an interview, and expose, or just a way to test if the camera is running. Basically in the four years its been on vimeo it’s averaged just less than 1 view per day. Hopefully she didn’t pay too much for the video… I’m guessing that most of the visits are her and her friends, along with google., Typically when a promotional piece goes out just friends and family will account for 300-400 views so what is this good for.

SCAM – WARNING – REVIEW

VirginVapor.com Reviews and Complaints

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012

VirginVapor.com is very, very slow to ship. It’s taken so long at this point, that I’ve had time to order the same products from a competitor and have them shipped to my office.

Last week, I ordered one of my favorite flavors from virginvapor.com and finally a full week later, I have received confirmation that my order is ready to be picked up for shipping. That’s right, it’s still not shipped, or even picked up, just ready to be picked up.

When I hadn’t received my items Monday, I placed an order with DFWvapor.com, and to my great delight, their products arrived today from across the country. So, virginvapor.com what is the trouble.

http://www.cardealerhub.org another useless ad server

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

Looks like there is another spam server out there this time in the world of auto sales. This morning I received a spam solicitation to claim my listing on www.cardealerhub.org in other words they have ripped of google places, or someone else and put up a directory of car dealers.

Why would one do such a thing, well, for money! Obviously there is not benefit to the site what so ever, other than placing advertising. So, you as a consumer let say you are searching for a used car, and this service pops up to tell you where there are used car dealers… already know where they are, what do they have?

Well, another failed attempt to build a useful tool, keep an eye out for a new auto industry tool, coming in the next couple of weeks!! It’s going to be huge!

Javascript format number function like php number_format

Tuesday, April 10th, 2012

function numFormat(thisNum,dec){
// 133.88888, 2
// like phps format function
if( !thisNum ){ return 0; }
thisNum = thisNum.toString();
var Integer = thisNum.split(“.”);
var Principal = Integer[0];
var Decimal = 0;
if( Integer[1] != ” && dec != 0 ){
Decimal = (Integer[1]).substring(0,(dec*1)); // drop decimal after requested
} else {
Decimal = “”;
}
if( Principal > 1000 ){
Principal = Principal.toString();
if( Principal.length == 4 ){
// xxxx.xxxx => x,xxx.xx
var retStr = Principal[0] + “,” + Principal[1] + Principal[2] + Principal[3];
} else if( Principal.length == 5 ){
var retStr = Principal[0] + Principal[1] + “,” + Principal[2] + Principal[3] + Principal[4];
}
else if( Principal.length == 6 ){
var retStr = Principal[0] + Principal[1] + Principal[2] + “,” + Principal[3] + Principal[4] + Principal[5];
}
else {
retStr = Principal;
}
retStr += ( Decimal != ” ? “.” + Decimal : ” );
return retStr;
} else {
return Integer[0] + “.” + Decimal;
}
}

Creationism Really???

Monday, April 9th, 2012

I can’t believe that NPR was talking about evolution and creationism. More incredible is that 25% of Americans believe that Creationism is real. Come on, even if it is, maybe god made the amoeba and then it evolved. We have sooooooo much proof of evolution even today, that American’s are rediculous that don’t believe evolution.

Easiest Way to make Downloadable CSV Files

Monday, February 27th, 2012

Here is the quick example for creating a CSV file.

First Give a Header Definition:
$filename = “Vehicle_Export”.”_”.date(“Y-m-d_H-i”,time());

//Generate the CSV file header
header(“Content-type: application/vnd.ms-excel”);
header(“Content-disposition: csv” . date(“Y-m-d”) . “.csv”);
header(“Content-disposition: filename=”.$filename.”.csv”);

Then create your query and loop the headings and values…
$createHeader = 0;

while( $row = mysql_fetch_array($q) ){
for( $i=0; $i

Space Age Ham (SPAM)

Friday, February 17th, 2012

Did you know, well maybe, since I’ve talked about it before that the true origins of the name SPAM come from the term “SPace Age Ham” or “Space Aged Ham”, SP-A-M ,… go spam.

SPAM – Space Aged Ham

Thursday, February 16th, 2012

Did you know, SPAM ( often mistaken for SP-iced h-AM ) is from the slogan SP-ace A-ge haM

Just letting the world know,… wikipedia update coming soon.

Diane Rehm time to retire.

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

Good Day,

That’s what should be said for the last time, as Diane Rehm retires. Unfortunately she hasn’t retired yet.

Every morning as I get up and start my daily commute to work, I flip on Michigan Radio and enjoy the morning. I arrive at my office, flip on my desktop radio and enjoy more programming from Michigan Radio, then low and behold along comes Diane Rehm’s show, and the sound of her voice is like nails on a chalk board.

Diane Rehm, sounds dead or dying. Please replace her. The second her show comes on, my radio goes off.